akilivumbi:

people stare at me like they never seen a walking goddess

nursejpg:

*listens to ur heart with a stethoscope* *takes ur temperature* *flashes a light in ur eyes* yep…. it’s exactly as i expected…. ur really cute….. *writes a prescription for lots of kisses*

heathened:

#me in class

officialunitedstates:

it’s 4:20 you know what that means.  time to go out and milk the cows.  life on a pennsylvanian farm is tough but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

jesus: i died on the cross for your sins
me: aint nobody tell u to do that tho

pablocazares:

How To Deal With A Crush

aausten